What's wrong with this picture? There's no TV! Have you seen a TV Mike? I haven't seen a TV...do you know what it means when there's no TV?- no MTV.
Sam Emerson
You need sunglasses to talk on the phone? Are you freebasing, Michael? Inquiring minds want to know.
Sam Emerson
Look at your reflection in the mirror. You're a creature of the night, Michael. Just like out of a comic book. You're a vampire, Michael. My own brother, a goddam shit-sucking vampire. You wait 'til Mom finds out!
Sam Emerson
Don't kill me, Mike. I'm basically a good kid, so just don't kill me.
Sam Emerson
It's that girl from the boardwalk. Is she one of them?... She's one of them! And don't tell me it doesn't make her a bad person, Mike.
Sam Emerson
Let's start with the little one. First come, first staked.
Alan Frog
Holy shit, it's the attack of Eddie Munster!
Alan Frog
Holy shit, vampire hotel.
Edgar Frog
Vampires have such rotten tempers.
Edgar Frog
I think I should warn you all, when a vampire bites it, it's never a pretty sight. No two blood suckers go out the same way. Some yell and scream, some go quietly, some explode, some implode. But, all will try and take you with them.
Edgar Frog
Try holy water, death breath!
Edgar Frog
You don't have to beat me. Just try and keep up.
David
That's what I love about this place. You ask, and then you get.
David
What, you don't like rice? Tell me Michael, how could a billion Chinese people be wrong?
David
Maggots, Michael. You're eating maggots. How do they taste?
David